The Proust Questionnaire

[Laces]

As seen on Inside the Actor's Studio. Feel free to answer as yourself AND your characters.

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

[Laces]

What is your favorite word?

Laces- Pumpkin
Olivia- Darling
Anstice- Baz nitch
Domino- Lucky
James- Honesty
Kodica- Now
Spencer- Bollocks

What is your least favorite word?

Laces- Death
Olivia- Hate
Anstice- Imperial
Domino- Gone
James- Ripper
Kodica- No
Spencer- No

What turns you on?

Laces- Laughter
Olivia- Dancing
Anstice- Loyalty
Domino- Intelligence
James- Patience
Kodica- Food
Spencer- A good sense of humor

What turns you off?

Laces- Ignorance
Olivia- Standing still
Anstice- Anger
Domino- Stupidity
James- Betrayal
Kodica- Vanity
Spencer- Coursework

What sound or noise do you love?

Laces- My nephews playing
Olivia- Rain falling
Anstice- White Water Rapids
Domino- Cable's Laugh
James- A tea kettle whistling
Kodica- My cat, Nicodemus, purring
Spencer- Paper ripping

What sound or noise do you hate?

Laces- An animal in pain
Olivia- Silence
Anstice- Blaster fire
Domino- Fingernails on a chalkboard
James- People who speak when they have no idea what they're talking about
Kodica- The red alert alarm
Spencer- Dissonant Music

What is your favorite curse word?

Laces- Motherfucker
Olivia- Son of a...god dammit
Anstice- Sith spit
Domino- Fuck
James- Sod it
Kodica- Shitfuck
Spencer- Cunt

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Laces- Voice over actress
Olivia- Singer
Anstice- Smuggler
Domino- Housewife
James- Librarian
Kodica- Doctor
Spencer- Musician

What profession would you not like to do?

Laces- Anything in the military
Olivia- Pilot
Anstice- Officer
Domino- Teacher
James- Anything mundane
Kodica- Anything involving death
Spencer- Dog groomer

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Laces- We're not ready for you yet, come back in a hundred years
Olivia- I have the same shoes
Anstice- What took you so long
Domino- Come in
James- You were right all along
Kodica- Welcome home
Spencer- Nothing...just a high five.

[OuTsYdeR]

What is your favorite word?
OuTsYdeR: Skittletits

What is your least favorite word?
OuTsYdeR: No

What turns you on?
OuTsYdeR: Intelligence

What turns you off?
OuTsYdeR: Chest tattoos

What sound or noise do you love?
OuTsYdeR: My name, screamed in the throes of passion

What sound or noise do you hate?
OuTsYdeR: My ex wife's voice

What is your favorite curse word?
OuTsYdeR: Fuck (it's so versatile!)

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
OuTsYdeR: Singer

What profession would you not like to do?
OuTsYdeR: Toilet cleaner

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
OuTsYdeR: "Oh wait, you don't believe in me... Back to Earth, you go!"